A Star is Born

Very Loud Music: How cool is that?

Etta James: Drag queen.

Trigger Warning: Singer/songwriters.

Pea-Can: For god's sake, learn to speak.

Trigger Warning: Somnophilia.

Shooters: Make everything better.

Trigger Warning: Wind farms.

He's OK: He does this all the time.

Trigger Warning: Puppies and bathtub love scenes.

The Way Out: Wedding Chappelle.

"No Smoking": "Fine, thank you."

Pretty Woman: I wasn't drunk the whole time.

Just as horrific as I thought it would be, but no more idiotic than the other iterations of this ridiculous movie. I had a great time! But in the end something was missing -- some bit of character development, or perhaps music theory.

Lady Gaga: what a set of pipes. Check it out.