Once Upon a Time In Hollywood

Wanted Dead or Alive*: Bounty Law!

Gunsmoke**: Bounty Law!

Don't cry: In front of the Mexicans!

Ghia convertible***: Not stock, and not even close to stock!

Coolest car since: Harper!****

My Baby Sent Me: A Letter!

This Is the House That: Jack Built!

The only thing good about 1969 was: The music!

Playboy Mansion: check.

Band of Brothers: Perfect!

Short talented guys: Who look like twelve year-olds!

First movie since Blade Runner: To cameo a 1961 Imperial!*****

Bitchin' yellow Coupe DeVille******: Brad fucking Pitt makes Caddys cool!

Plenty of Zippos: Zippos make for great movies!

It's nice to see: Pit Bulls portrayed in positive affirming roles!

Trigger warning: 1969!

There are two groups of people: Those who remember 1969, and those who don't. I have no ****ing idea what either group will make out of this movie. Highly recommended! Check it out!

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Harper