Avengers: Ender's Game

Robert Downey Jr.: Played by Robert Downey Jr! Downey's gotta Downey!

Scarly Jay: Beautifully portrayed by Scarlett Johansson! Starts off with a blonde bob and what appears to be a wet-look cat suit! Unfortunately, was unable to maintain this level of artistry. But still cute!

Captain American: Now leads group therapy sessions for Mets fans!

Now we're a: Time travel movie! Cool! Maybe they'll let us know if there are any paradoxes involved in time travel movies.

Excellent score: Lets us know when it's time to feel great emotion!

Now we're in: Tokyo for some reason with the guy who shoots arrows!

Scarly Jay shows up: Still lost in translation!

Hulk as a 2-fer: Worthless without the rage!

Scarly re-brands herself as: A cliff diver!

"Now It's Personal": Best cliche of the flick!

Big Rock Candy Glove: as elegant as a WSOP bracelet!

His reactor expires: Doesn't make any sense, but a nice touch!

A great way to kill 3 hours -- tragedy and deep deep feelings abound. OK to wait for TV. Check it out.

Spoiler:

We never find out what happened to the hive mind -- they left it out.