Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Trigger Warning: Trigger Warnings!

Indiana Jones: Lash LaRue!

The Girl Next Door: Slams shooters & gamb00ls!

Trigger Warning: Why is the floor moving?

Wiggle it at anything that slithers: A radio for talking to God!

Now she’s taxiing an airplane with a machine gun: Now he’s on a white Arabian chasing the Nazis!

###We must pause our tale here and ask yet again why there is no Academy Award for stunts. If the Academy wants to be more inclusive, why the **** don’t they include stunt performers? #criminal

Bunch of mushy stuff on a boat: Thankfully, he falls asleep before his submarine ride!!

The girl has certain value: Savage!

Roman Legion: Except they are Hebrew-speaking Nazis on a desert island!

Ghostbusters: Close your eyes!

Washington D.C.: Fade out!

Movie made perfect sense when it first came out. Now, less so. Check it out!

[Original soundtrack available on Columbia Records!]