Shaolin Soccer (2001)

 Before there was Samurai tap dancing -- before there was Kung Fu Hustle -- they were still dancing in the streets in...

Shaolin Soccer (2001)

Stephen Chow: check.

Subtitled Chinese version: check.

Kick the can: check.

Sweetie's Steamy Bun Fu: check.

Zatoichi/Karate Kid soccer coach: check.

Bad New Bears: SCOOOOORE!!!

Dastardly Villain: these American drugs are strong.

E.T.: play goal!

Kung Fu banana peels: a recurring theme.

I don't know who first put street dancing in kung fu films, but whoever did is a ****ing genius. See the subtitled version, and as soon as possible, check it out!

Bonus question for Wong Kar-wai fans: Who is #11 on the white team? No googling!

Bonus bonus question, who was resurrected from the grave to play goal in this clip?