Collateral (2004)

Steve Urkel, the later years: Played by the guy who played Ray Charles and who is so good that it's squirmingly painful to watch!

Best film score ever!

Drug overlord played by the guy who eventually gets promoted to play a hitman in No Country For Old Men.

And the guy from Snatch.

I read about this guy -- gets on the MTA and dies: Six hours he's riding before anybody notices!

It’s just temporary: 12 years!

No, I shot him: Bullets and the fall killed him!

Lady MacBeth, leave the seats: The light's green!

You’re Stressed: Just keep breathing!

Six liters of blood: Okay, that's good enough!

I off one fat Angelino and you throw a hissy fit: It was a South Central deer!

I need this job: No you don’t!

Yo! Homey! Is that my briefcase?: Yeah, what else you got for me? BANGxBANG

We got time to kill: You like jazz?

Culiacan and Cartagena: He quit Julliard and tracked down Charlie Parker.

And here I thought you were such a cool guy: I am a cool guy!

She carried you in her womb: For nine months!

Max never had many friends: Always talking to himself in the mirror!

Same wound pattern: Two in the sternum, one in the head!

Private sector?: Six years!

Sorry? Sorry does not put back together again Humpty Dumpty: So I tossed the list to protect your Hermes, Facconable sorry ass!

Good Club Shootout scene!

What a custerfluck: Only thing didn't show up was the Polish cavalry.

All the cabbies in LA: I get Sigmund Freud meets Dr. Ruth!

Vanessa Williams: Played by thrash-metal singer Jada P. Smith: Full Damsel-In-Distress Mode, crawling across the carpet on her hands and knees, in her power suit, on the top floor of an office building in the middle of the night, after, get this, Tom Cruise has cut off the lights by hacking through a 4” electrical conduit with a fire ax in a conveniently-left-open pipe race: And it works perfectly!

Remarkable example of the Buddy Film Hitman Roadtrip movie. Remarkable acting. Still has some followers, but unrecognized in its time. Absurdly good. Easily top ten film of the millennium! Check it out!

Spoiler:

The academy awards talk about being more inclusive, yet they refuse to include stunt people and they refuse to include Tom Cruise.

Spoiler:

Jamie Foxx not winning Best Actor for this is a crime.

Spoiler:

Tom Cruise not winning Best Supporting Actor for this is a crime.