Blade of the Immortal (2017 Live version)

Kill count in first 2 minutes of flick by pre-immortal samurai Manji: +/- 100.

Blood worms: Not just for catching stripers in the surf.

In the Edo Period, Japanese women: Wore clubwear, thigh highs, 21st Century hair colors.

Extra bonus: Slutty shoes!

Jfc, was this thing written by Neal Stephanson? Nothing that horrid -- in fact it's OK to take the whole thing tongue-in-cheek.

Samurai: Why are they always standing on roofs?

The comic books, the cartoons and now the live-action: Pretty much impossible to follow, plot-wise.

But? Manji has stopped wearing a swastika on his back.

Kawaii Swordsman (Swordsgirl?): Doesn't get any kills, but is still pretty damn cute!

Unforgiven, Billboards, and now Blade of the Immortals: when revenge porn goes wrong.

You're lucky, you can die! Check it out!