Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot

"Meeting" with beautiful degenerates: check.

Gomers: Pretty girls.

Wheelchair dancing: why?

Would you sit on my face? Apparently so.

Jack Black: As the ghost of Boogie Nights.

Gymnasts on the lawn: God.

Raquel Welch's snatch: God.

Hard to say if this was an unsuccessful movie or a successful infomercial. If you like Joaquin Phoenix (I do), wait for TV and check it out.