Heroic Trio

Directed by: Johnnie To!!!

Terminator-Bad Girl-Spike Spiegel: Played by Hong Kong's Sweetheart, Maggie Cheung.

Wonder Woman-Good Girl: Played by Hong Kong's Bad Girl, Anita Mui.

Invisible Girl: Played by She-Who-Does-Her-Own-Stunts, Michelle Yeoh.

My Hubby is a cop: check.

I only kill: Those who deserve it.

Wonder Woman lassos falling babies: check.

How many babies are harmed in this picture? Dozens.

London Bridge Is Falling Down: again and again.

Landmine Fu; Shotgun Fu; Baby Fu; Dynamite Fu; Decapitation Fu; Needle Fu: check.

(OK, Now, for some reason, a train crashes through a wall. Works for me. Let's call it: Looney Tunes Fu.)

Shot of Babes Riding Horses on the Beach: check. (Terminator is actually on her motorcycle, but you get the idea.)

(Lots of shots of dripping blood. Perhaps the film majors can tell us what this symbolizes (especially in a flick where all the heroes are women).)

Sewer Fu; Oil drum Fu; Corpse Fu; Skeleton Fu; The old dynamite in the bathrobe trick; Boomerang Sword Fu; Sony Micro-cassette Fu: check.

The theater was packed for this one, which is unusual for movies I go to. Old 35mm print. A dream come true. by all means, check it out!

Special Bonus: Wonder Woman singing.